The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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