I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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