This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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