i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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