It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just google imaged poop.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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