I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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