I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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