I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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