What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
well you can't waste a boner
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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