Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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