she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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