If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Small penises have feelings too.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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