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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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