I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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