Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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