I need help removing her.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
there is glitter all over my balls
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