plz talk dirty to me
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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