Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
So. Much. Porn.
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