quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I wish they made helmets for livers.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Pooping to opera.
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