she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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