the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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