Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I fill condoms, not promises.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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