oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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