I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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