I've blown a few things in my day
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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