Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You ruined the universe
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