That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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