at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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