Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
And then he peed in my hair
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