god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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