I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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