ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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