Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
