how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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