I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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