Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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