Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
COCAINE IS GR8
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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