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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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