I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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