This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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