GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
home. puking in laundry basket.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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