I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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