im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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