I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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