I have demons in me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
this will be a night to untag.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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