i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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