oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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