Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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