jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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