just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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