I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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