You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
