You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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