Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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