just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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