do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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